So fragile yet so devious...i wont let this build up inside of me....
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Name: g-buzz
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Birthday: 4/23/1986
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Saturday, April 07, 2007

Durex XXL Ad

this ad made me giggle like a little school girl...

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/durex_xxl_man?size=_original


Saturday, March 31, 2007

Currently Gaming
Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess
By Nintendo
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a mouse named bennie

---. I think I'm in love with a tiny little domestic mouse named Bennie at my work.  He he the most adorable mouse in the whole damned world!!  I would adopt him if I had the money and time to take care of a little mischievous critter like him ~

---. I am so damn bored right now it's insane.. I guess I'm just waiting for my dad to fall asleep on the couch so I get to playing some twilight princess...  I friggin love that game!  OH!  I am so excited -- Nicki and I have decided to go halves on buying a Wii!  oOooOoOoOoO!  I am also considering buying an xbox 360.. I have wanted one so bad for the longest damn time. 

---. Nicki is leaving me for Davis to visit some random ass chick named MICHELLE.  pfft.. like this michelle chick is of any importance!  (<3) ...  Anyone available to do anything like.. tuesday?  It's my day off and I have absoultely nothing to do : /

---. I can't wait until my burfday ... I don't think I'm even having any kind of party of my own but Michelle is throwing one for her birthday so that will be a crapload of fun... drunk people are HI-larious!

I'm totally digging life right now...




Sunday, March 18, 2007

Pelicans... wow..

pel·i·can      [pel-i-kuhn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1.any of several large, totipalmate, fish-eating birds of the family Pelecanidae, having a large bill with a distensible pouch.

No where in there does it say "CAUTION -- EVIL!  WILL CHARGE AND BITE!"  So work was interesting today.  One of the animal control officers got a call at a local park (not sure which one..) for an injured bird.  He got to the park and the ranger says, "Yeah, it is pretty large.  I don't think it can fly but I put a blanket over it anyhow."  The animal control officer takes off the blanket and there is a HUGE pelican just chilling there.  Have you guys ever seen a pelican so up close and personal?  They are HUGE....GINORMOUS even!  The officer had to transport the big guy in a large plastic carrier (you know.. like the kind you put dogs in when you take them to the vet?).  Anyways, we had to board the bird overnight at the shelter until we were able to transfer it to the Wildlife Center on Sunday.  The only problem was that we needed to give it some water.  So.. we filled up a bowl of water and when attempting to put it inside the carrier the bird flipped out and attemped to kill us.  Seriously.  As soon as we opened up the carrier door the bird started to violently..what's the word.. peck(?) us.  And it's not just a simple, cute little peck that a chicken will do to pick up food.  No sir!  His pecks were like a two foot sword lunging straight for your fragile little fingers!!  We finally were able to just toss the bowl of water in there and then close the door with ninja speed.  Scary shit!

Other than that... the day was fairly boring.  I hung out with Paul and Jesse last saturday and that was pretty damn fun even though we didn't really do anything.  We watched the movie The Pick of Destiny.. yeah, the movie with Tenacious D.  That shit was HI-larious.  I thought so anyways.  After that we went and got some food from Carls Jr. and then played some Halo 2 on Xbox.  Dude.  I suck ass at that game now.  It's kinda sad.  I think I need to buy a console (one of the new gen ones, 360, ps3, or wii) just to get back into the groove!  It's been a while...

Anyways.. my birthday is in a week, TWENTY-ONE, bitches!  Nothing special.. I guess I can legally drink?  I still can't rent a god damn car without them charging me extra insurance!  Bastards!


Tuesday, March 13, 2007

ahhh...life...

wow.  It sure has been a while since I've written anything in this blog.  But what's new, right?  I have the urge to always come back to xanga and write my heart out... yet I can never stick with it.  Not even sure why.  Maybe I prefer to actually talk to people in person?  Maybe I don't have anything to say.  Who really knows.

Anywho, life is starting to look pretty damn good for me right about now.  I only have one quarter left at De Anza and then I'm off to San Jose State.  Of course I have three years there but those classes will all be major oriented.  Or so I hope.  I just really want to get my life started... or rather I want to get my CAREER started.  I have so many plans for life that I'm interested to see how they all plan out.  I'm sure very few of my plans will actually present themselves.. but I'm willing to make the journey to find out! 

I have a good job, a great girlfriend, awesome friends...  isn't life just grand? =D


Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Currently Listening
Ten Thousand Fists
By Disturbed
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So.. my last post was on April 24th, eh?  I know, I know.  I can't help that I'm lazy!  It's something you're born with, ya'know?  So what's new?  School started last monday (sept. 26th) and I think I might actually enjoy this quarter.  My schedule is going to be pretty damn sucky, but what the hell can I do about that?  NOTHING!  Absolutely nothing.  So I am going to have to deal with it, but that's okie.  I have my Nicki to keep me on track... to kick me in the arse everytime I try to take a step back.  I am taking three classes this quarter -- English 2A(critical thinking), Biology 40A(Anatomy and Physiology), and Nurtrition.  All of my teachers seem like pretty cool teachers so far, so that's awesome.  I know A&P is going to be a tough class because of all the memorization I am going to have to do...Nutrition will be a very interesting... and English is, well, english?  All of those essays you have to write and all that stuff... BUT... our teacher is basing our class around popular culture...so that's pretty awesome.  On top of having to go to school 5 days a week, I also have to work 5 days a week.  For those of you who don't already know, I got a NEW job!  SOOOO..awesome too!  It's about 64½(maybe, MAYBE ¾) times BETTER than my last job.  And that pay is better, so I can't complain! 

I am damn sad that summer is over.  I went on far too many cool trips this summer for it to ever get boring.  I went to Yosemite [edit: sorry baby :P], San Simeon, Calaveras Big Trees State Park, even went to my bathroom!  Whew... I also hung out a lot with Nicki (my favoritistististist person in the whole-wide-world [WWW]!!), Sean, KT(wurm!), and Suh-rah!  Fun times... all that donky konga, chocolate peanut butter brownie things (and omg! those were GOOD!), and late nights...not to mention all of that taco bravo..and now that I mention it, I don't think I ever bought anything out of all those times we went..haha..I"m such a poor bastard!  Oh man..so much went on during the summer that I can't even remember it all!

Let's see here... Can you believe it took me a little over 2 hours to do JUST three loads of laundry and the laundrymat today?!  I got there around 7:30pm and only ONE washer was available...jesus!  That place was packed worse than anything..ANYTHING!  anywho...

Everyone is back to school..including myself..so things should calm down a bit..  anywho! I wrote an entry in my xanga!  I better have like a turkeymonkey amount of comments!  PUHLEEEZE! 



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